I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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