I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
no, he came in my armpit
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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