ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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