Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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