I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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