You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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