but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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