I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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