Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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