I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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