Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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