At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
