What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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