how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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