On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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