ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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