One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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