Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Im at strip club and am horny
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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