Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
