It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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