You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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