please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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