yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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