Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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