North Korea, Best Korea!
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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