Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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