The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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