More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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