I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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