Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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