Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
i think i just lost a toe
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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