wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Randomize
