I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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