Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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