HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Small penises have feelings too.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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