I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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