I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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