Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
this will be a night to untag.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
