This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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