problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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