My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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