scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My dick has a subreddit
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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