I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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