Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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