turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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