quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
