I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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