Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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