just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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