Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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